So I said to Arnold Schwarzenegger (aka Arnie): “Where did you get those toilet rolls?”
He said: “Aisle B, back.”
Personally, I would have gone with “Get to the crapper, get out !”
Or even: “Let’s roll!!”
I guess this whole CoronaVirus hysteria is really bringing out the creativity in people. I mean seriously, if you’re quarantined, and you are stuck at home all day and all night… you are bound to come up with some funny shit.